Ewing Oil

facemeltor · High Warlord Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Posts: 1801

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

OndaOmar · Lieutenant General Joined: 26 Oct 2005 Posts: 328

ERROR: Does not compute
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facemeltor · High Warlord Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Posts: 1801

RootofEvil · Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 14:25 Post subject:

This parrot is dead!

No it's not! It's sleeping!

It is dead, passed on, it has ceased to exist, is no more. It is a dead parrot!
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Vold · General Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Posts: 498 Location: Uppsala

I just saw time bandits yesterday.

You know the one with the 6 dwarves that steal a map and travel around time.

It wasn't good. And the problem is, I really remember it fondly and when reading names like Eric Idle and John Cleese you're half expecting to laugh your ass off.

But nooo. It wasn't horrible mind you, but a letdown from my own personal view and expectations.

//Voldo
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Vold · General Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Posts: 498 Location: Uppsala

Uhm dunno why I posted this here... got inspired from all the monty python posts I guess. I'll start my own little video thread and you can all come socialize with me instead of me ruining the spam threads.

//Voldo
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